I wanna be the very best: Put (a) Number(s) in my... →
dawcy: sterling-archer: Put (a) number(s) in my ask box. 1- Who my best friends are. 2- What I hate most about myself. 3- What I love most about myself. 4- What I’m really good at. 5- What I’m really bad at. 6- Biggest turn ons. 7- Biggest turn offs. 8- What I want to be when I…
Watched the X-men Trilogy today.
Fucking awesome. So amped to see First Class this weekend, with my lovely girlfriend of course.
Just got paid.
But I’m going to McDonalds and paying in all dimes/nickels. TROLLAN.
You don’t have a conspiracy theory until it involves Obama.– Jon Stewart (via inthedivingbell)
Trolling facebook like its my FUCKING JOB.
I'm so glad the biggest problems in my life are...
Bad kids in video games Waking up before 12 continuing to be awesome and not some cry baby bitch shit. I’m truly happy with my life, everyday feels blissful, and perfect. And it usually ends that way, except for some shit assholes do to ruin it. Also my relationship with Maria is ridiculous, it’s like a movie how perfect it is. I think about it before I go to bed and it’s...
cheeburga: ivorywovenflesh: wackzittman: underratedstar: REBECCA BLACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WORLD’S NEWEST AND BIGGEST TROLL OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING RIGHT NOW! I’M SPEECHLESS I ain’t even mad. What the hell. Try harder. 0/10, way to obvious.
Scientists cure cancer, but no one takes notice →
whatsanenigma: I saw a similar article about a cure for AIDS a while back. Shame. Aids was cured in 2004. There is a fucking patent on it. GG Pharmaceuticals.
I want to address this whole Judgement Day issue.
gabbychisolm: I’m getting tired of seeing all of the pictures with people dressed up as Jesus, saying things like, “Oops, my bad.” That’s not humorous. I find it very offensive, and blasphemous. If you didn’t notice, PEOPLE were the ones who decided to calculate all of the dates in The Bible, and somehow, today was the date that they came up with. Stop acting like God was like, “Lol, ya I’m...
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FUCK LEAGUE OF LEGENDS.
SERIOUSLY HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING BAD KID, ITS IMPOSSIBLE. DO YOU ONLY HAVE ONE FINGER ON EACH HAND? FUCK YOU.
If I had a dollar for every minute I play with my...
I'm not sure why Black people like watermelons....
dream-is-destiny: Whenever someone dies at my school, I always go to their page and look at the last status they posted. It scares the shit out of me. It makes me realize that death could come at any time, and I need to start living like it is. so fucking gay
amanda-wankenobi asked: you know...if you didnt pass out the other night and missed all of mine and julians phone calls, we could have totes rolled together. but no....
loose ≠ lose