Secondhand Shawn

paradoxicindividuality:

I just can’t believe it that men think that crudely telling a girl how much you want her is the BEST way to get a girl. Actually, what I can believe less is that men think that it would work on me. 

I hardly think I give off the fuck-me vibe. That’s because that’s not what’s going on in my head. When I’m giving my attention to a guy, it’s because I find his conversation stimulating. He’s either funny or engaging, or both. Just because I spend an extra amount of effort to hang out with you does not give you permission to talk about getting in my pants. It doesn’t give you permission to tell me how fucking sexy I look. It also doesn’t give you any right to fish for the knowledge of what I do intimately with men. 

It’s today’s society. It’s given us the words to make things easier to be said. At the benefit of brevity we’ve lost eloquence, we’ve lost dignity, and we’ve lost courtesy. The art of being a gentleman is lost in a world where women don’t have to be lady-like. And I’m not talking about how women should be dressed conservatively and how men should open doors for the opposite sex. I’m talking about an era of respect, where eyes can meet eyes rather than a glaring sexuality.

But to do be honest, I don’t even know if such an era ever existed. Or if it can even be born.

Looking awfully mortons tonight.

nai-nomi:

Going to become a nun xD

Today really sucked. Got into a super bad mood at around 8ish and that carried on for a while. I hate the way I get when I’m upset, I turn into a really big dick. And I don’t like the fact that everyone can tell either. It’s not that I don’t like you, I just won’t talk about my problems with you, sorry.

Anyways, after I got off work I came home and worked out. And got a really nice buzz from it. I’m now in a much better mood and have good vibes coming my way again. I just would like to give everyone a piece of advice; and that’s never make someone feel disposable.

It’s mean.

Have a nice night!

Fair weather friends/people/family.

wack-zittman:

How to talk to girls:

•  
•  
•  
•  
•  
•  
• ??????????

I would feel a lot less strongly for

• girls
• politics
• obama
• ignorance in government

if I didn’t have a tumblr

They must not feel very strongly :(

No one is home

“Cool I don’t have to bring clothes to the shower”

Get out of the shower, dry off, check myself out, think of all the dirty things I would do to myself, leave

Walk into the living room and show everyone what’s up

Ain’t even mad.

I’m going to go shave my arm pits.

blackstanlee:

the-white-mans-struggle:

The worst comic book movie is still 4:The Rise of the Silver Surfer.

Remember how they gave Jessica Alba blonde hair and color contacts when it looked weird as shit on her because she’s actually mexican.

Or how the Silver Surfer’s voice changes halfway through the movie?

And the fact Galactus was a giant space fart?

Don’t even get me started on Doctor Doom…

DOG THEY FUCKED DOCTOR DOOM UP SO MUCH, I WAS FUCKING PISSED.

blackstanlee:

whoreislandisreal:

turboslime:

I’m 20 and you 45

You look like you’re 55

Spit like I’m 65

Eating pussy 69

You’re a nasty old man probably getting butt fucked

You run around Karate Kid

Where’s your fucking nun chucks

Maybe you don’t have none

Because you in the hood still

Probably selling X pills

Probably eating asshole

R.I.P. Joe Budden

Stop correcting me, stop talking to me, keep your distance.

that after working Full-time for 6 months I only made 150$ in taxes? Fuck you.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯

Holy shit I’m really excited for B.o.Bs new albums.

Also, I’ve been getting amazing sleep lately. I roll myself into a caccoon and can’t move. 

I work at 4 today, but I decided I should sleep in until 3.

Csb

blackguyandrew:

Talking your ear off?

Who you fucking with, Mike Tyson?

I understand why people think Creationism V Evolution is such a big deal. But I don’t think that it matters in presidential candidates, isn’t it no better than the Religious Right bashing Obama for being a “Muslim”? 

A bit hypocritical to me.

When dealing with women, its imperitive to not hold them to any standard but disappointment.

I’m not quite sure who made it up, whether it be some pissed off man or a clever women, but I think people have it the wrong way. Most guys think its the women creating dominance and making the men weak and “nice”. On the other hand girls think it’s just them being nice and “not wanting to ruin a good friendship”. In reality, both male and females get friend zoned. Hard. 

You see, dudes love a good challenge. Don’t get me wrong, I will chase a girl pretty far, but not to the point of some dudes. (I.E Steve Carley, dudes that make mixtapes, etc.) But those guys are the ones that get “friend zoned” and piss and moan until the end of the internet about it and about how girls are un-fair and complete bitches.

I have good news though gentlemen. I believe Women friend zone themselves and don’t even know it. You remember what I mentioned about challenged and striving for the impossible? Well think about it in terms of a girl and a “gay best friend”. BOOM, I just blew your fucking mind right? They tell ‘em everything, do everything together, but they will never have them. 

I’d find out more, but then I’d have to talk to a girl and risk cooties.

thephoenixwillrise:

What was so horrible in your life that made you hate women?

Horrible?
Nothing, at all, really.

I’ve had a pretty good life, all things considered.

As for why I hate women?

I don’t.
I love women.
Very much.

I just refuse to put up with their bullshit and I understand that they are emotional creatures, controlled by emotions, because Society has engineered them to A) play the victim, B) act dumb, and C)look for the “perfect” man. 

Perfection does not exist, nor will it ever.

Hell, even Jesus had anger issues for fuck’s sake.

And He was the damn son of God himself!

So if even Jesus can’t be totally chill and okay with every little thing in the world, you’ll have to forgive me for not wanting to deal with women’s bullshit.

And honestly, I’m not stupid.
I know there are some pretty amazing girls out there who don’t toy and who say what they mean and who are faithful.

I understand that.

But the rest of them?
First person that comes along with more money, more sex appeal, more intelligence, more something that you don’t have, instead of trying to improve you or even talk to you about it, 7 times out of 10, they’re jumping ship and you’re gonna get hurt. 

Mostly everything about this.

I have got to stop leading on men.