May 2012
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the past 3 days
have been some of the most relaxing days i can remember, the climax of course being last night.
however, the ever painstaking anxieties and lonesome are back. oh well yolo
if you dont like photo graph by nickelback then...
why are keys called keys and not unlockers?
cosmo-kramer-the-assman:
vincent van gogh fuck yourself
wack-zittman:
wack-zittman:
so
I have an extra ticket to see The Shins in Detroit on June 6th
anyone wanna go?
Okay I should rephrase this
I am most likely acquiring a FREE ticket to see The Shins at the Fillmore on June 6th
Everybody that I can think of that wants to go is either already going or busy
Would anybody like to go with me?
Memememeememem
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opinions on melatonin
pros: lots of sex dreams
cons: sex dreams
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i need a few things
-to borrow someones computer to put audio books on my phone
-someone who can text girls for me and get them to like me
-someone to rub aloe onto my back
-a saving grace
Man, this is a lonely time
Anonymous asked: 8, 11, & 13
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The Rebecca Black song “Friday” is about the JFK assassination. The driver of the car he was assasinated in’s name was Samuel Kickin (Kickin in the front seat, sittin in the back seat…). The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and...
you know what sounds really fun?
“caging”
You pick out a friends car (one who presumably has to wake up early). Get all of your other friends in on it. Go to kinkos and get at least 1,000 Nicolas Cage cut outs of
and surrond their car.
That would be awsome
no state is a 40 hour minimum wage work week... →
i read articles like this to cry. i then use those tears to masturbate as i have another counterpoint for conservatives.
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but i dont want to spend all night inside doing...
something nice back home: Zombie apocalypse coming... →
ihopericksantorum:
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash
5/25: Hazmat...
25 DEEP Questions. Guys, leave some numbers in my...
1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
11. Does love = sex?
12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
22. Are you old fashioned?
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
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revenge is a dish best served on a receipt
ive never gone outside so today i spent 8 hours in the sun and now im red as fuck and my friends keep calling me shawn “dog dick” mccaffrey and i dont want to leave my bed and im running out of aloe
Articles that tell me what I should do with my...
tellhimtoshrug:
What about my purple lipstick and old lady shorts even remotely indicate that I care about dressing for the opposite sex?
Why should a woman’s validation that she look good be someone’s boner?
if you dont care about attracting men why are you reading the article?
time to
datblondegirl:
livejournalripoff:
datblondegirl:
be serious about being healthy and losing weight
check out “keto” its cheap and you lose sooo much
is it a supplement? like will i grow an even thicker mustache? ahah
no, its a diet. and no its not for muscle gain.
Watcheqeyes:
wanted to see how good the 7d audio was, and thought this was a good way to test. hope you enjoy ~ frank ocean - we all try (cover)
but how do you blog about just one fandom
if you
think i care about any one/thing/idea but myself you’re fuckin hilarious
time to
datblondegirl:
be serious about being healthy and losing weight
check out “keto” its cheap and you lose sooo much
this mask is better than sex
im jelly.
everyone seems to be doing fun stuff today, or relaxing. I get to work 12-930 today and tomorrow. at least the weather isnt incredible so theres that
Listen
If you tell me to listen to your new favorite song, chances are I’m not going too. Unless its fleet foxes. I only listen to fleet foxes.
OK I’m done
Anonymous asked: So you mean that there isn't anyone you regret not sleeping with?
Anonymous asked: Last person you regret having sex with? Last person you regret NOT having sex with?
