Just ordered my Albuterol
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Can someone teach me how to do one thing right?
I really don't like
being me tonight being here tonight my thoughts tonight tonight her on my mind all night.
sweating my ass off doors open roommates home in my underwear
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ok anon pls be quiet
I just had the greatest moment ever with a little...
Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*
What an astonishing thing a book is. It’s a flat object made from a tree with...– Carl Sagan (via olanthanide)
Anonymous asked: moar haif naked pixz plzz
When my roommate smokes me down>>>
Why can’t I just drink a fifth of gin everynight like tonight
Reblog for a creepy compliment in your ask.
updated my private blog →
holy shit i dont remember any of my past posts
bruce cant talk right now.
eqeyes: Is the only constant.
drank puff kpins more drank needed one of these nights, fuck friends
its just going to be one more thing after another thing after another thing and im going to keep my fucking composure and keep moving on. wheres a shoulder when I need one
shyonthestreets-sexyinthesheets: Sometimes it just feels good to have a little cry and let it all out
fine just give me all the xanx lets go
i dont want to work out tonight but i know i should but my elbow hurts and i want to rest and wah
fuckm3atsix: literally i feel like all of you hate me.
Fun feminist fact
more men were raped than women in the U.S in 2008
Losing followers like its my job, must not be...
shyonthestreets-sexyinthesheets: I care very little, adios